Hello reader, are you ready?

The race is on.

I vaguely remember planting this a few years back and had given up on it. Then it bloomed last year as a um, I guess, pleasant surprise?

Well it’s back again and it doesn’t fit in at all in its current location. And the flower is kind of ugly and ok, fine, I don’t like it. But I can’t just dump it, right?

Sorry, the race.

What the hell is the name of this? I feel like …

I swear on my children I just thought of the name. So funny. I was going to say the word “bone” or “hood” was in it and that prompted the answer:

It’s Monkshood.

Sorry to have fired you up to only let you down. But since you’re here, do I have your permission to remove it? Anyone want it?