Nasty, eh? It was a strategic move to let it go so I could focus on the other areas of my landscape. You know, areas where people may actually linger and check out my plantings.
But the time has come to clean this disgrace up. And I have been more than pumped for the challenge.
I dove right in to the collage of weeds like a man on a mission. As I tore the weeds out and cursed them, I started to analyze my weed pulling process. I’m sure everyone has their own method and I’m sure those methods are more practical and successful than mine, but so be it. I like how I do it and why not share with you. It will be a very educational comedic read for you.
Topic #1 – Gloves:
I don’t use them. Never have and never will. And here’s why:
There is a fine balance of brute force and gentleness required when pulling a weed and you cannot attain that balance with a glove on. However, when you use nothing but your bare hands, you can “feel” the weed. This allows the weeder to sense the depth and strength of its roots so the right amount of force can be used until that right moment where you dial it back just enough to ensure you have secured the entire root system:
Topic 4 – Effort you are willing to put in:
Weeding is not to be taken lightly. You must get each and every last weed, no matter how small and insignificant they may seem. It’s just the way it goes. That little weed will be a big weed in no time. I am convinced the little weeds know what they are doing by acting all innocent and unimposing.
Go big or go home:
Topic 5 – How to pass the time:
With such a long time commitment, you need to mentally prepare yourself for the grind. Save all of your deep thoughts and “meaning of life” type analysis while weeding:
The time will pass before you know it and that garden will look fantastic:
Before I go, I’ll let you in on one last bonus when weeding with reckless abandon.
Your significant other will love the dirty fingernails and calloused fingers.
It screams tough and sexy and reminds them that you are one with the earth.
Trust me, it works on my wife all the time.
John
obviously, you have made quite a study of the subject. I agree on the gloves..no way..but the squatting, for the ‘long term’? no..don’t think so..lol
That’s what I did all day myself, albiet w/gloves, they fit a bit tighter than yours so I could “feel” the weeds. Squatting and stretching also involved.
You obviously do not have thorny weeds, nor do you have fire ant (on your belly, pulling weeds under the shrubs). I wear Atlas gloves as I think they give you the feel of the individual stem that you are pulling —without the thorns. With gloves on you can also pull all the poison ivy without worry of being covered in rash later that day.
Best weeding advice I’ve ever seen . . . and I love the “belly weeding”. Only one thing missing in your finished product – an ice cold beer (or in my case, a nice glass of wine). Unless of course you’re weeding early in the morning. If that’s the case – you need to pour either of the above into a coffee cup. Wouldn’t want the neighbors talking about you . . . being Mr. Belly Weeder and all.
eli
Great weeding tips and very entertaining read. I like wearing throwaway latex gloves, I can feel all the things you need to feel through them just fine, and they keep my fingers and fingernails from getting dirty. Without them, there is no way I can get my nails and hands clean enough to touch/prepare food. And I like my kneeler, although I have been known to do a stretch similar to the one showed.
Ah, the days of squatting like that are now past. Sitting on my butt on the ground is the current weeding stance of choice. I am in total agreement about the lack of gloves (although I do use Atlas gloves if the weeding will be terribly prolonged) – I’m not sure my husband appreciates the callouses and dirty nails as much as your wife does, however.
And the belly posture while reaching under a shrub? Last time I did that (in Mobile, Alabama) I came within literal inches of disturbing a yellow jacket nest. Just looking at the photo made my insides curdle!
I agree–no gloves. Thankfully dear hubby is used to seeing hands like dried cracked leather serving up his evening drink. Perhaps that’s WHY he drinks? No matter. I love weeding–it’s MY time with MY thoughts.
Nope – no gloves for me either!
No gloves for me either, and I was just about to say what Sue said regarding the attractiveness of dried cracked hands.
I use the latex gloves too. They are great for weeding.
Your educational take on weeding was very entertaining. And thanks for showing your weedy patch, I have quite a few of them myself. I am glad I am in such good company as yourself.
Hmmm, my calloused hands are good back scratchers…is this a good thing?;) I love your weeding etiquette, but I could never do the “weed pulling body form” in the topic 2 picture! You’re a hoot! And your newly weeded area is awesome!
funny man!!
The fifth picture looks funny but I’m gonna try this at home! After we decorate our living room with cloisonné techniques. We’ll definitely work on our garden this weekend!
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